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Donations Needed for the President!

This one has been around a while, but it is a real classic and bound to go down in the history of humor. Ah, maybe this is for real -- want to make your own personal contribution to the cause?

A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving."

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?"

The Officer replies, "The President is just so depressed about the impeachment thing he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers.

I'm walking round taking up a collection for him".

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

"So far only about three hundred gallons but I've got a lot of folks that are still siphoning."

--- circulated on the Internet

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