Signs with Unintended Messages!
On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant: "Blackened bluefish"
In a Maine restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends."
On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store: "Thirty-eight years on the same spot."
On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church"
Outside a country shop in West Virginia: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!"
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: "Do not activate with wet hands."
In a New York restaurant: "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."
In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."
In the window of an Oregon general store: "Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?"
In downtown Boston: "Callahan Tunnel - NO END"
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon: "Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help."
On a Tennessee highway: "Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut: "No trespassing without permission."
In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center
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